By Anthony Wetmore (@TheMisterPipes, GhostConch) Something a little different for Monday afternoon: Sheer Terror. You know that sinking feeling you get when walking past a bank. Walking into your own is enough to send you into a fury of snot and spittle, rendered useless until you can find the nearest teddy-bear stand. They may cause… Read More Don’t You Hate Bank Fees?
by Anthony Wetmore (GhostConch, @TheMisterPipes) Do you ever just wake up in the middle of the night almost all the way but not quite enough to get hit with the hard facts of your general known reality? Of course you do. Rarely do you remember the contents of those small moments in the darkness where… Read More Half-awake Track Review No One Needs
The Future is a Plethora of Strange Caviar by Anthony Wetmore (TheMisterPipes, GhostConch) Say hello to the Imperial Spherificator, your newest absolutely unnecessary must have kitchen appliance. What is this strange technology? Why am I drawn to it’s sleek curves and bright blue light? I will tell you! The Imperical Spherificator will change the way… Read More
Would You Kindly Buy These? by Anthony Wetmore (@TheMisterPipes, GhostConch) Coming soon from toy giant Funko are cutesy versions of your favorite terrifying aquatic guardians from the depths. Funko Pop! has ventured to Rapture making a quick stop at Columbia to bring back some familiar Bioshock faces for addition to their ever growing figure line. The figures… Read More
The Return of Rick and Morty by Anthony Wetmore (@TheMisterPipes, GhostConch) Last night saw the return of the polarizing Rick and Morty, the warped science fiction themed cartoon from the minds of Justin Roiland (House of Cosbys, Channel 101) and Dan Harmon (Community, Harmontown). Rick and Morty premiered it’s second season on alt. comedy channel… Read More